I've Seen Some Funny Headlines In My Day

But this one almost takes the cake: "Nigerian police detain goat over armed robbery".

Speaking of crazy headlines. I had a dream the other night. I was in a tag-team wrestling match. My tag-team partner was 7'9" and an ex-European league basketball player. His name was Jim Mumbachumbawambacha and he was supposedly from Cameroon. Our opponents had Down Syndrome. We beat them rather easily and the crowd was mad. The next morning, the newspaper headline read: "Retarded People Riot; Burn Down Arena."